Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /yeah i saw the lightning gun \ | and where you were going, thinking | | | | you were gonna kick some ass :) | | didnt realise it would be your | \ own :) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;