Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Isn't it conceivable to you that an \ | intelligent person could harbor two | | opposing ideas in his mind? | | | \ -- Adlai Stevenson, to reporters / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;