Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Lord, defend me from my friends; I can \ | account for my enemies. | | | \ -- Charles D'Hericault / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;