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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ The Fastest Defeat In Chess             \
|                                         |
| The big name for us in the world of     |
| chess is Gibaud, a French chess master. |
|                                         |
| In Paris during 1924 he was beaten      |
| after only four moves by a Monsieur     |
| Lazard. Happily for posterity, the      |
| moves are recorded and so chess         |
| enthusiasts may reconstruct this        |
| magnificent collapse in the comfort of  |
| their own homes.                        |
|                                         |
| Lazard was black and Gibaud white:      |
|                                         |
| 1: P-Q4, Kt-KB3                         |
|                                         |
| 2: Kt-Q2, P-K4                          |
|                                         |
| 3: PxP, Kt-Kt5                          |
|                                         |
| 4: P-KR3, Kt-K6                         |
|                                         |
| White then resigns on realizing that a  |
| fifth move would involve either a Q-KR5 |
| check or the loss of his queen.         |
|                                         |
| -- Stephen Pile, "The Book of Heroic    |
\ Failures"                               /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;