Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The Fastest Defeat In Chess \ | | | The big name for us in the world of | | chess is Gibaud, a French chess master. | | | | In Paris during 1924 he was beaten | | after only four moves by a Monsieur | | Lazard. Happily for posterity, the | | moves are recorded and so chess | | enthusiasts may reconstruct this | | magnificent collapse in the comfort of | | their own homes. | | | | Lazard was black and Gibaud white: | | | | 1: P-Q4, Kt-KB3 | | | | 2: Kt-Q2, P-K4 | | | | 3: PxP, Kt-Kt5 | | | | 4: P-KR3, Kt-K6 | | | | White then resigns on realizing that a | | fifth move would involve either a Q-KR5 | | check or the loss of his queen. | | | | -- Stephen Pile, "The Book of Heroic | \ Failures" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;