Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The countdown had stalled at 'T' minus \ | 69 seconds when Desiree, the first | | female ape to go up in space, winked at | | me slyly and pouted her thick, rubbery | | lips unmistakably -- the first of many | | such advances during what would prove | | to be the longest, and most memorable, | | space voyage of my career. | | | | -- Winning sentence, 1985 Bulwer-Lytton | \ bad fiction contest. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;