Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "I'll rob that rich person and give it \ | to some poor deserving slob. That will | | *prove* I'm Robin Hood." | | | | -- Daffy Duck, "Robin Hood Daffy", | \ [1958, Chuck Jones] / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;