Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "Ever free-climbed a thousand foot \ | vertical cliff with 60 pounds of gear | | strapped to your butt?" | | | | "No." "'Course you haven't, you | | fruit-loop little geek." -- The | | Mountain Man, one of Dana Carvey's SNL | \ characters [ditto] / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;