Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There once was a master programmer who \ | wrote unstructured programs. A novice | | programmer, seeking to imitate him, | | also began to write unstructured | | programs. When the novice asked the | | master to evaluate his progress, the | | master criticized him for writing | | unstructured programs, saying: "What is | | appropriate for the master is not | | appropriate for the novice. You must | | understand the Tao before transcending | | structure." | | | | -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of | \ Programming" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;