Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Armies \ | | | Armies are tools of violence; They | | cause men to hate and fear. The sage | | will not join them. His purpose is | | creation; Their purpose is destruction. | | Weapons are tools of violence, Not of | | the sage; He uses them only when there | | is no choice, And then calmly, and with | | tact, For he finds no beauty in them. | | Whoever finds beauty in weapons | | Delights in the slaughter of men; And | | who delights in slaughter Cannot | | content himself with peace. So | | slaughters must be mourned And conquest | | celebrated with a funeral. | | | \ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;