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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ Armies                                  \
|                                         |
| Armies are tools of violence; They      |
| cause men to hate and fear. The sage    |
| will not join them. His purpose is      |
| creation; Their purpose is destruction. |
| Weapons are tools of violence, Not of   |
| the sage; He uses them only when there  |
| is no choice, And then calmly, and with |
| tact, For he finds no beauty in them.   |
| Whoever finds beauty in weapons         |
| Delights in the slaughter of men; And   |
| who delights in slaughter Cannot        |
| content himself with peace. So          |
| slaughters must be mourned And conquest |
| celebrated with a funeral.              |
|                                         |
\ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching"              /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;