Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / If I were to walk on water, the press \ | would say I'm only doing it because I | | can't swim. | | | \ -- Bob Stanfield / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;