Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / By necessity, by proclivity, and by \ | delight, we all quote. In fact, it is | | as difficult to appropriate the | | thoughts of others as it is to invent. | | | | -- R. Emerson | | | | -- Quoted from a fortune cookie program | | | | (whose author claims, "Actually, | | stealing IS easier.") | | | | [to which I reply, "You think it's easy | | for me to | | | | misconstrue all these misquotations?!?" | \ Ed.] / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;