Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / I was in a beauty contest one. I not \ | only came in last, I was hit in the | | mouth by Miss Congeniality. | | | \ -- Phyllis Diller / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;