Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Insanity is considered a ground for \ | divorce, though by the very same token | | it is the shortest detour to marriage. | | | \ -- Wilson Mizner / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;