Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Now I know someone out there is going \ | to claim, "Well then, UNIX is | | intuitive, because you only need to | | learn 5000 commands, and then | | everything else follows from that! Har | | har har!" (Andy Bates in | | comp.os.linux.misc, on "intuitive | \ interfaces", slightly defending Macs.) / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;