Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Nobody shot me. \ | | | -- Frank Gusenberg, his last words, | | when asked by police | | | | who had shot him 14 times with a | | machine gun in the Saint | | | | Valentine's Day Massacre. | | | | Only Capone kills like that. | | | | -- George "Bugs" Moran, on the Saint | | Valentine's Day Massacre | | | | The only man who kills like that is | | Bugs Moran. | | | | -- Al Capone, on the Saint Valentine's | \ Day Massacre / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;