Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A bank is a place where they lend you \ | an umbrella in fair weather and ask for | | it back the when it begins to rain. | | | \ -- Robert Frost / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;