Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: \ | God Almighty made 'em to match the men. | | | \ -- George Eliot / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;