Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Cancel me not -- for what then shall \ | remain? Abscissas, some mantissas, | | modules, modes, A root or two, a torus | | and a node: The inverse of my verse, a | | null domain. | | | \ -- Stanislaw Lem, "Cyberiad" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;