Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /rcw: Oh yay---I haven't been \ | involved in a good flamewar in at | | | \ least ... 5 minutes! / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;