Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "You can't teach seven foot." -- Frank \ | Layton, Utah Jazz basketball coach, | | when asked why he had recruited | | | \ a seven-foot tall auto mechanic / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;