Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Did you hear that Captain Crunch, Sugar \ | Bear, Tony the Tiger, and Snap, Crackle | | and Pop were all murdered recently... | | | | Police suspect the work of a cereal | \ killer! / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;