Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There is more simplicity in the man who \ | eats caviar on impulse than in the man | | who eats Grape-Nuts on principle. | | | \ -- G. K. Chesterton / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;