Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Because the demand for it is low enough \ | that it would be best handled as an | | XSUB, and the demand for it is low | | enough that nobody has bothered to | | write it as an XSUB. | | | \ -- Larry Wall on in-place Perl sorting / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;