Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Stupid, n.: \ | | | Losing $25 on the game and $25 on the | \ instant replay. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;