UCLA Linux User Group. Free as in Freedom.

404 Not Found

Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/  THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES \
| #14 -- VALGOL                           |
|                                         |
| VALGOL is enjoying a dramatic surge of  |
| popularity across the industry. VALGOL  |
| commands include REALLY, LIKE, WELL,    |
| and Y*KNOW. Variables are assigned with |
| the =LIKE and =TOTALLY operators. Other |
| operators include the "California       |
| booleans", AX and NOWAY. Loops are      |
| accomplished with the FOR SURE          |
| construct. A simple example:            |
|                                         |
| LIKE, Y*KNOW(I MEAN)START               |
|                                         |
| IF PIZZA =LIKE BITCHEN AND              |
|                                         |
| GUY =LIKE TUBULAR AND                   |
|                                         |
| VALLEY GIRL =LIKE                       |
| GRODY**MAX(FERSURE)**2                  |
|                                         |
| THEN                                    |
|                                         |
| FOR I =LIKE 1 TO OH*MAYBE 100           |
|                                         |
| DO*WAH - (DITTY**2); BARF(I)=TOTALLY    |
| GROSS(OUT)                              |
|                                         |
| SURE                                    |
|                                         |
| LIKE, BAG THIS PROGRAM; REALLY; LIKE    |
| TOTALLY(Y*KNOW); IM*SURE                |
|                                         |
| GOTO THE MALL                           |
|                                         |
| VALGOL is also characterized by its     |
| unfriendly error messages. For example, |
| when the user makes a syntax error, the |
| interpreter displays the message GAG ME |
| WITH A SPOON! A successful compile may  |
\ be termed MAXIMALLY AWESOME!            /
 -----------------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;