Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Real Time, adj.: \ | | | Here and now, as opposed to fake time, | \ which only occurs there and then. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;