Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / People seem to think that the blanket \ | phrase, "I only work here," absolves | | them utterly from any moral obligation | | in terms of the public -- but this was | | precisely Eichmann's excuse for his job | \ in the concentration camps. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;