Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I've found my niche. If you're \ | wondering why I'm not there, there was | | this little hole in the bottom ... | | | \ -- John Croll / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;