Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / There are two ways of disliking art. \ | One is to dislike it. The other is to | | like it rationally. | | | \ -- Oscar Wilde / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;