Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / This generation doesn't have emotional \ | baggage. We have emotional moving vans. | | | \ -- Bruce Feirstein / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;