Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The fellow sat down at a bar, ordered a \ | drink and asked the bartender if he | | wanted to hear a dumb-jock joke. | | | | "Hey, buddy," the bartender replied, | | "you see those two guys next to you? | | They used to be with the Chicago Bears. | | The two dudes behind you made the U.S. | | Olympic wrestling team. And for your | | information, I used to play center at | | Notre Dame." | | | | "Forget it," the customer said. "I | \ don't want to explain it five times." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;