Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Floggings will continue until morale \ | improves." | | | | -- anonymous flyer being distributed at | \ Exxon USA / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;