Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Outside of a dog, a book is man's best \ | friend. Inside of a dog, it is too dark | \ to read. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;