Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Riches: A gift from Heaven signifying, \ | "This is my beloved son, in whom I am | | well pleased." | | | | -- John D. Rockefeller, (slander by | \ Ambrose Bierce) / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;