Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Documentation is the castor oil of \ | programming. Managers know it must be | | good because the programmers hate it so | \ much. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;