Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Only way to run a proper userspace on \ | hypersparcs with 2.6.x is to boot into | | busybox, nfsmount a system image and | | then repeatedly try to run things until | | you get lucky with DMA... | | | | -- Ciaran McCreesh, on Linux 2.6.x with | \ HyperSPARC CPUs / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;