Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There is in certain living souls A \ | quality of loneliness unspeakable, So | | great it must be shared As company is | | shared by lesser beings. Such a | | loneliness is mine; so know by this | | That in immensity There is one lonelier | \ than you. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;