Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / I'd rather have two girls at 21 each \ | than one girl at 42. | | | \ -- W. C. Fields / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;