Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / If all be true that I do think, There \ | be five reasons why one should drink; | | Good friends, good wine, or being dry, | | Or lest we should be by-and-by, Or any | \ other reason why. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;