Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "...very few phenomena can pull someone \ | out of Deep Hack Mode, with two noted | | exceptions: being struck by lightning, | | or worse, your *computer* being struck | \ by lightning." (By Matt Welsh) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;