Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I've spent almost all of my life with \ | highly intelligent men. They're not | | like other men. Their spirit is great | | and stimulating. They hate strife; | | indeed they reject it. Their inventive | | gifts are boundless. They demand | | devotion and obedience. And a sense of | | humor. I happily gave all of this. I | | was lucky to be chosen and clever | | enough to understand them. | | | | -- Marlene Dietrich, on her friendship | \ with Ernest Hemingway / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;