Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / furbling, v.: \ | | | Having to wander through a maze of | | ropes at an airport or bank | | | | even when you are the only person in | | line. | | | \ -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets" / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;