Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The Tao doesn't take sides; it gives \ | birth to both wins and losses. The Guru | | doesn't take sides; she welcomes both | | hackers and lusers. | | | | The Tao is like a stack: the data | | changes but not the structure. the more | | you use it, the deeper it becomes; the | | more you talk of it, the less you | | understand. | | | \ Hold on to the root. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;