Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / All things are either sacred or \ | profane. The former to ecclesiasts | | bring gain; The latter to the devil | | appertain. | | | \ -- Dumbo Omohundro / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;