Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Gives us \ | ham and pork and Bacon. Let others | | think his heart is big, I think it | | stupid of the Pig. | | | \ -- Ogden Nash / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;