Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Somewhere on this globe, every ten \ | seconds, there is a woman giving birth | | to a child. She must be found and | | stopped. | | | \ -- Sam Levenson / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;