Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Indeed, the first noble truth of \ | Buddhism, usually translated as `all | | life is suffering,' is more accurately | | rendered `life is filled with a sense | | of pervasive unsatisfactoriness.' | | | \ -- M. D. Epstein / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;