Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / We was playin' the Homestead Grays in \ | the city of Pitchburgh. Josh [Gibson] | | comes up in the last of the ninth with | | a man on and us a run behind. Well, he | | hit one. The Grays waited around and | | waited around, but finally the empire | | rules it ain't comin' down. So we win. | | The next day, we was disputin' the | | Grays in Philadelphia when here come a | | ball outta the sky right in the glove | | of the Grays' center fielder. The | | empire made the only possible call. | | "You're out, boy!" he says to Josh. | | "Yesterday, in Pitchburgh." | | | \ -- Satchel Paige / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;