Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I am amazed that no-one's based a \ | commercial distribution on Debian yet - | | it is by far the most solid UNIX-like | | OS I've ever installed, and I've played | | with HP/UX, Solaris, FreeBSD, BSDi, and | | SCO (not to mention OS/2, Novell, | | Win95/NT) | | | \ -- Nathan E. Norman / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;