Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / All of the people in my building are \ | insane. The guy above me designs | | synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats. | | The lady across the hall tried to rob a | | department store... with a pricing | | gun... She said, "Give me all of the | | money in the vault, or I'm marking down | | everything in the store." | | | \ -- Steven Wright / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;